Our website address is: https://beautifulangle.com.
What personal data we collect
Media schmedia. We don’t allow any media to be uploaded, so no issues here.
If you fill out the contact form, we use the information to contact you in return, if we get around to it. We’re artists, so we’re really not all that good at it.
We like peanut butter cookies, chocolate chip cookies, and many other kinds of cookies. The cookies that track web usage–we barely understand what those are, much less how to use them. So we ignore them. Keep in mind that we make posters using 1950’s era technology, and can barely figure that out.
Embedded content from other websites
We do link to other sites in our content and can’t really vouch for what those bastards do. We wouldn’t trust ’em, if we were you.
We do check out our own analytics to see if anyone is even coming to this damn site. We spent real money to get it built, by our friend Scott Varga. And apparently there is some way to check out how many people visit. At least that’s what Scott tells us. We’re taking his word for it.
Who we share your data with
No one. We don’t share your data with anyone. Not a soul. Not even with each other.
How long we retain your data
We collect nothing worth retaining. We don’t retain it. At all.
What rights we have over your data
You can request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. That’s apparently what we are supposed to say here. But seriously, we don’t know jack about data or holding it or anything.
Where we send your data
We don’t send anything anywhere. You’re data just ain’t that interesting.
Your contact information
If you fill out the form, it goes to our email. If this is an issue, let us know and we’ll delete the email. But seriously, do you think you’re such a big shot that we give a crap about your contact info? We don’t. I mean, we probably like you and everything. But you are not the center of universe. So just take a breath and go about your day.
How we protect your data
What data breach procedures we have in place
What third parties we receive data from
No one invited us to any parties, much less the third one.
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
If we could automate our decision-making, our wives would probably love us more.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
Past performance is no indication of future results. We read that somewhere.